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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 18:02

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-All the bad guys are black.

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Dr No

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-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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